(Moses literally broke the first tablets with the Ten Commandments written on it when he was enraged by the sight of the Children of Israel worshiping a Golden Calf (this act of worshiping other gods was also forbidden with accordance to the Ten Commandments). Santa Claus! (A critical part of Moses' story is that Moses saw a bush that was burning, but wasn't consumed. Moses calls himself the "prophet's prophet," as he was told by God that the prophet Jesus would arrive, being the prophet of the prophet. Man, I represent cheer! Thou shalt not let your children sit on a … (He backs up his claim of Moses being naughty, meaning he won't be getting any gifts this year. The windowed content is … Moses vs Santa Claus. Rasputin vs Stalin. The club was invited to play a pre-season friendly against Crystal Palace… and won 5-0! ), (Much turmoil befell the Jews before the time of Christ. Snoop, playing Moses, tweaked "commandment" with his trademark "-izzle" suffix to keep rhyme with "chisel"), 'Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. "Moses vs. Santa Claus" 2:20: December 10, 2012 () Link: Jewish prophet Moses battles against the modern personification of Christmas, Santa Claus (Nice Peter). It featured the Jewish prophet, Moses, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus. ), Lay off the sweets fat man, you're hella chubby, (Moses tells Santa that he eats too many sweets, resulting in his weight. Watch Snoop Dogg single 'Moses vs Santa Claus (Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2)' Music Video! Another meaning to this is that coal, when under intense pressure, can turn into diamonds.). Santa tells Moses to write down what the elves and he say. Moses vs Santa Claus Santa Claus: Sweet robes, Obi, Wan-too-many days in the sun? ), (The elves are fighting against Moses's previous lines about them being slaves, denying they're actually being used for free labor.). I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole That's why my rhymes are so cold! By. ), (Santa's is known for his jolly laugh of "Ho Ho Ho!"). Nicholas".). That's why my rhymes are so cold! sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. Teach your flock to covet some fun! ), They should call your hood the land of way too much milk and honey, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "And walk off into the land of my milk and honeys." With Snoop Dogg, Nice Peter, Epic Lloyd, Elena Diaz. Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong. Mohamedlloydybv. I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer You represent sandals and a scraggly beard I'm from the North Pole That's why my rhymes are so cold! But he never mentioned a fat-ass Papa Smurf. Moses says that because Santa eats too much and has become too fat, his "hood," the North Pole, should be called the "land of too much milk and honey. Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. "Stocking" could also be seen here as a phallic euphemism. In this year's holiday edition, comedians parody Santa Claus versus the Jewish lawgiver Moses in a YouTube video that has already gone viral with nearly 11 million views after being posted on the video-based site for a mere week. If Moses had not laid the groundwork of Jewish religion and further on in time, Christianity, Santa would have never come to exist. When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the Earth, (According to the Jewish religion, God revealed the Ten Commandments to Moses while he was on Mount Sinai. Moses explains that his journey across deserts and up mountains gave him well-toned calf muscles, or "golden calves. They also have attractive breasts, which make milk. ', (Moses is referring to mall Santas, and how kids sit on their laps to be asked what they want for Christmas. VindictivePotato. In the mid-20th century, a ninth reindeer, Rudolph, was created for the novelty song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". BEGIN! Who gets lost for forty years?!" "ruminate") or any animal that is not cloven-hoofed but which chews cud, such as pork or, in this case, bacon. Their latest video is no exception. 0. ), I took my folks and led them out of Egyptian evil, (Moses helped the Jews escape the Egyptian pharaoh that had them enslaved. Santa mocks Moses, saying that he'll never have Christmas, so he'll have to deal with the lesser holiday. Epic Rap Battles of History's Moses vs Santa Claus. Epic Rap Battles of History Season … ), (In Exodus 7:9 and Exodus 7:10, Moses is told to throw his staff down in front of the pharaoh and it would turn into a serpent, of which he does successfully. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window) Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) Click to share on LinkedIn … Moses vs Santa Claus. A "hood" is slang for neighborhood. Snoop Dogg) Epic Rap Battles of History | Length : 02:04 . (Egyptian rulers, or Pharaohs, kept others as slaves. Sweet robes, Obi, Wan-too-many days in the sun? 2:20. ), When I'm finished with my crew you'll be screaming, let my little people go, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go." The way Moses stars this out is the same way Snoop started out his song, "Gin and Juice". Santa Claus VS Moses Forth is the twenty-third installment of EERB and the twelfth episode of Season 2. ), You're a prostitute for profit so ho ho ho, (Moses calls Santa a "prostitute for profit" due to his late-night work schedule, his aforementioned merchandising, and his laugh pattern, stylized as "ho ho ho." (Santa enters kids' houses to give them gifts, and he watches kids when they sleep, which Moses draws similarly to that of a stalker and/or pedophile.). (Moses was never told about Santa (mostly because he was from the 1200's BC, long before the story of Santa Claus was thought of). ), I'm talking Exodus, movement for Jew(ish?) The auto-caption here misspells "honeys" as "honies", but no meaning is changed by the error. So write this down. Learn the full song lyrics at MetroLyrics. ), (To deck means to decorate something or knock someone to the ground with a punch. ), (One of the elves' duties is to take care of Santa's reindeer. Exclusive Prime pricing. ), (A prophet is an inspired teacher or proclaimer of God's will. You represent sandals and a scraggly beard! It takes nine reindeers to haul your fat ass. Epic Rap Battles of History - Behind the Scenes - Moses vs Santa Claus. SANTA CLAUS! Moses vs Santa Claus. Moses vs Santa … Summer Concert Tour Dates!!! ), (This line is inaccurate as in the "Bible", God punished the Hebrews for listening to negative speeches from scouts who were in Israel. Moses wants Santa to not do that, for a reason that'll be explained in the following line. $0.99 Start your 30-day free trial of Unlimited to listen to this song plus tens of millions more songs. This is a reference to his actor, Snoop Dogg, being known for smoking weed often.). You ain't a saint, you a slaver, like a pharaoh in the snow. Three Christmas elves (EpicLLOYD) join Santa Claus during his second verse. people, (Exodus is the book in the Bible that follows Moses's travels in leading the Jews to the Promised Land, and is used to describe the mass departure of the Jewish people. Compartir en Facebook Compartir en Twitter. Exodus lasted forty years. "), Stay away from my chimney with your candy canes and peppermints, (Santa Claus enters homes through the chimney and leaves behind candy canes, a peppermint candy, along with presents. Snoop Dogg, 5,338 Shazams. Santa is stunned that these are even rules to follow.). 2:08. I'll beat you ten times before the bread can rise, you dummy, (Moses says he'll beat Santa ten times in rhyme before bread leavens, or rises with yeast. Moses VS Santa Claus. Because of this, Santa claims he had best turn himself in, as long-suffering was salvation according the bible. Santa Claus: Sweet robes, albeit one too many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous! and walk off into the land. It's kinda hard talking directly. The Elves think all that time in the desert has warped Moses' mind.). Here, he uses it to refer to Israel in the B.C. Moses Versus! The punishment was to wander for 40 years. ), You hang with elves and deer whose noses glow, (Santa is typically depicted as working with elves, who help make the presents for the children, and reindeer, who fly his sleigh. Listen. geniuslevels - October 23, 2015. Teach your flock to covet some fun! Santa is very fat and sort of looks like Papa Smurf, as they both have white beards and wear red clothing. Tweet. Share on Facebook. Contents[show] Lyrics Santa Claus (1st Verse): Sweet … 02:47 This is a reference to the popular Christmas song Deck the Halls. Supangle Bob. I bring joy every year. [Santa Claus:] Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun, Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Epic Rap Battles of History - Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates (Season 2) 423455.Erb.Battles 2017-01-21T14:00:37+00:00. HISTORY Moses vs Santa Claus. According to the naughty list and history, Moses became the Prince of Egypt back when he was at his teenage years. ), Watch out Santa cuz you're about to get sleighed, (Moses warns Santa that he'll "sleigh" him, a pun on Santa's main form of transportation – a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer – and the word "slay", meaning to kill someone in a violent way. I spit diamonds, but I'm serving up some fresh coal! (Christmas, or "Christ's mass", was developed to celebrate the birth of Jesus in contrast to Roman pagan festivals, according to one of several theories on its origin. Santa rebuts the line about Moses "sleighing" him, insisting that he can't do a simple task of making people happy over the course of forty years. Stop preaching, homie. Gennadiyfisg. Moses says he'll send out this snake again to have him attack Santa. ", (Santa Claus keeps a "nice" and "naughty" list to keep track of who's been good and bad, as well as showing what bad things they have done. Moses vs Santa Claus is the twenty-seventh of the Epic Rap Battles of History series and the 12th installment of Season 2. Also, because the waters of the Red Sea smothered the Egyptians after the Jews crossed it, Moses could be found to have killed them. Stop with the unpaid labor and let my little people go. "), ("Mofo" is slang for "motherfucker." Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRAKXFrYQ4 (Disclaimer) I do not own the windowed content. Moses vs. Santa Claus: Epic Rap Battles of History 02:20. You're a glorified secretary, so write this down! You got a strict religion. ), Where I'm from that's called breaking and entering, (Moses doesn't want Santa to come down his chimney because it is akin to a burglar breaking and entering into his house. Moses VS Santa Claus Epic Rap Battles Of History [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to … Listen to Moses Vs. Santa Claus by Epic Rap Battles Of History Feat. MOSES! age, a.k.a. According to the Bible, Moses killed an Egyptian to protect a Hebrew. I'm a jolly bowl a jelly, giving holiday presents, (In the story "The Night Before Christmas", Santa is described as a jolly old elf with his tummy jiggling like jelly when he laughs, bringing gifts during the holidays to the good boys and girls. before Christ.). I read your book. He then inhales a joint and says, "God revealed the truths of the Earth, but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf. 28: 13 "Adam vs… A cold phrase generally refers to a phrase or rhyme that is cruel.). One of the legends around Santa says that he has the ability to make snow by spitting diamonds, the hardest substance on earth, so he also means that his raps hit hard. Directed by Dave McCary. I'm from the North Pole. He says this rule in the same way the other Commandments are written, starting with "Thou shalt not".). Eddig 60 alkalommal nézték meg. Snoop D-O-double-G (who went by Snoop Lion for a time) appeared in the Epic Rap Battles of History web series. This would imply that Santa is once again a pedophile. Nice Peter as Santa Claus and the Announcer vistas 197. (Moses wrote down the Ten Commandments for the Hebrews, which would make him a "glorified secretary". Snoop Dogg) Adam vs Eve. It's kinda hard talking directly to the G O single D! Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker/Rap Meanings. Moses VS Santa Claus [Santa Claus] Sweet robes, Obi Wan-too-many days in the sun Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Moses says that this is because of his weight.). I'll split your ass in half, like I did the Red Sea. Santa says Moses is too uptight trying to administer God's law and that he should teach the Jews to chill out and want some fun instead so they'll be happier for it. (Santa brings presents for kids once a year and represents most kids' favorite holiday, Christmas.). (A pot-shot at the Jews, the "chosen people" who, coincidentally, observe Hanukkah, often prior to Christmas. It features the Jewish grave robber, Moses Forth, rapping against the magical figure of Christmas, Santa Claus, and his elves. Nice Peter as Santa Claus Snoop Dogg as Moses EpicLLOYD as the elves Monica Weitzel and Elena Diaz as Moses' honeys(cameos) From the Album Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. ), You're a puppet for profit hungry rich motherfuckers stuffing their pockets, (Moses makes another jab at Santa Claus being a centerpiece of capitalism greed. before the bread can rise you dummy. ), (Christianity is a religion that was created by in worship of Jewish prophet Jesus Christ. It's kinda hard talking directly to the G-O-single-D. (The next line is also from "Gin and Juice", in which Snoop says, "It's kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double-G." In this line, he talks about the drama making it difficult to communicate with God.). REACTION VIDEO ERB Of History Moses Vs Santa Claus Absolute Squash Match mp3 (A play on one of the ten Commandments, "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. The highest point of FC Santa Claus’ formative years was actually a trip to England way back in 1997. There was also a Smurfs Christmas Special in which Papa Smurf was mistaken for Santa Claus.). ), Christmas is the promised land so get the fuck out, Santa claims that the Promised Land has become Christmas and the religion it stands for, telling Moses to leave. Moses was also said to be broken a commandment, which was mentioned in the next line.). ), ("Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" is a popular Christmas carol, and here, Santa says he's making his entrance to beat Moses. This could also be a reference to Dr. Dre's song "The Next Episode", featuring Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg, in which the famous "Smoke weed everyday" is the last line of the song, said by Nate. There are also videos that puts Bruce Lee against Clint Eastwood, Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven. (Santa brings coal for naughty kids, implying that Moses is naughty. You've been a naughty boy. Santa says he'll punch Moses in the genitals. Posted on 12/09/2020 12/09/2020 by apho2018. The phrase "Let my people go" is in the Bible, although it is usually attributed to God, who instructs Moses to tell the Pharaoh, "Thus sayeth the Lord, 'Let my people go, that they may serve me.'" (Santa jabs at Moses resembling Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars since he wears robes in the same manner as him. Moses vs Santa Claus (feat. "Flock" could also be a reference to Moses being a shepherd before his mission from God.). The line is also a homophone to the words, “because this night”, the reason which will be explained in the next line. Begin! A(z) "Moses vs. Santa Claus (Season 2)" című videót "EpicRapBattles" nevű felhasználó töltötte fel a(z) "zene" kategóriába. Vs! Moses says that Santa Claus is not as talented as him nor as magical as him. Sweet robes, Obi. Santa: You're a glorified secretary. Burning bush, in this case, is referring to drugs, like weed, which is "taken" by smoking it, and Santa says it may be making Moses go crazy. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." You brought a plague of frogs. He also wants Santa to keep away from his stocking, which is used to put presents in. 2:20. The difference is a lack of direct payment, as Santa is never depicted receiving direct monetary gain for his work. Moses vs Santa Claus – Epic Battles of History. Snoop Dogg) Epic Rap Battles of History. Audio samples provided courtesy of iTunes. Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. Snoop Dogg donned a robe and sandals for this year’s hip-hop remake of “Bible bad boy Moses” versus Catholicism’s Santa Claus. ), (Jews are forbidden by Scripture to eat any part of a cloven-hoofed animal that does not chew its cud (i.e. Snoop Dogg) December 10, 2012 5.0 out of 5 stars 1 rating. ), (They're Santa's helpers, but they're magic. Historic Epic Rap Battles: Moses Vs Santa Claus. Many verses in Genesis document a family history in the form "…and X begat Y, and Y begat Z…" It also references the Dr. Dre song "Deeez Nuuuts" on "The Chronic" album, which Snoop Dogg contributed a part to. ), (Moses compares Santa to a UPS man, i. e. a delivery man working for United Parcel Service, due to his shipping of packages. Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. (Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, a frosty, cold area which Santa says is a reason for his "cold" rhymes. Epic Rap Battles REACTION!!! This track is on the following album: All that sand turned your brains to mush! (A shot at the Sixth Commandment, "Thou shalt not kill." [Verse 1: Santa Claus]: Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! Moses! Moses compares the Israelites he led to the Promised Land to Santa's elves, saying that his "crew" of the Israelites would defeat the elves, leaving Santa to plead for Moses to let the elves go. Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle for y'all. I got a new commandizzle for y'all. Santa Claus is coming to town . ), I crossed deserts and scaled mountains with my staff, (Moses brags about his treks from Egypt to the Promised Land, in which he carried his famous staff and climbed up Mount Sinai to receive the Ten Commandments.). Tweet on Twitter. ), I'm a prophet who stayed on a mountain for 40 nights before I came off it, (Moses traveled up Mount Sinai for forty days and forty nights, in which he received the Ten Commandments. (While Moses was gone receiving the Ten Commandments, the Israelites created a calf made of all their golden jewelry in fear of Moses's absence. (Santa knows if you've been "bad or good", and Moses possibly refers to "naughty" kids, meaning there's a sexual connotation to them, and Santa watches these kids in their sleep. I spit diamonds but I'm serving up … Mojo is originally a magic charm, talisman, or spell, but has since come to mean appeal or talent. Moses is comparing Santa to the Pharaohs with his elves, and due to this, Santa is not a Saint, which comes from "St. Santa says here that because Christmas is more popular and brings more gifts, Jews get envious.). Santa Claus is coming to town. Hand me my chisel, I got a new commandizzle for y'all. To the G O single D Share. Epic Rap Battles of History. ), John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly • Darth Vader vs Hitler • Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris • Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga • Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il • Justin Bieber vs Beethoven • Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking • Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny • Napoleon vs Napoleon • Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin • Gandalf vs Dumbledore • Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare • Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers • Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk • Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD, Hitler vs Vader 2 • Master Chief vs Leonidas • Mario Bros vs Wright Bros • Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley • Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe • Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates • Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury • Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney • Doc Brown vs Doctor Who • Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood • Batman vs Sherlock Holmes • Moses vs Santa Claus • Adam vs Eve • Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. • Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison • Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong • Mozart vs Skrillex • Rasputin vs Stalin, Hitler vs Vader 3 • Blackbeard vs Al Capone • Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc • Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso • Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali • Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge • Rick Grimes vs Walter White • Goku vs Superman • Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe • Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye • George Washington vs William Wallace • Artists vs TMNT, Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters • Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde • Zeus vs Thor • Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter • Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres • Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock • Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted • David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini • Terminator vs Robocop • Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers • Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar • Jim Henson vs Stan Lee, J. 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He says, "With so much drama in the L-B-C," L-B-C referring to Long Beach, California. Moses: So much drama in the Israe-L B.C. 559. The golden calf became a symbol of worship. Men of faith are also required to have the foreskin of the penis trimmed, preferably at birth. Moses' skin was dark from leading the Israelites in the hot desert for years with robes on, so Santa says he's been one too many days in the sun, replacing "one" with "Wan", as in Obi-Wan.). Stop preaching homie, teach your flock to covet some fun! It was released on December 10th, 2012. Cameo appearances: Elena Diaz and Monica Weitzel as Moses' Honeys. ), I'm a prophet you're a fat saint named Nick, (Moses claims himself as better than Santa Claus, saying that while he's a prophet, Santa is just a fat saint with a simple name. Here, Moses is once again jabbing at Santa's weight, and he's also likely criticizing aspects of the Christmas holiday by calling them "more mass".). Curious, Moses walked over, and God spoke to him, commanding to go back to Egypt. ), ("To beget" means "to bring or bear", as in to bear a child. Buy. (Santa never pays the elves to our knowledge, which makes it seem like unpaid labor. ... Santa Claus Attacked by Disgruntled Reindeer ... Man's Overjoyed Reaction To Seeing Color For The First Time Here at RTM, we love getting to watch people experience seeing color for the very first time. Here, the elf tells Moses to suck Santa's balls. This is most likely intentional ignorance used to insult Moses, misinterpreting "wander" as "lost".). Continue reading for the full lyrics of the holiday rap battle featuring Snoop: Or was there something in rule six I didn't understand? Moses berates Santa for wittingly being a symbol of such. 09 Dec It took you forty years to make your people happy, This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "Yo, here's a GPS! It was released on December 10th, 2012. 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